Not only women, men don’t always say what they mean either:
When a man says, “It’s a guy thing.”
He means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with this, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
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When a man says, “Can I help with dinner?”
He means: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
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When a man says, “OK, sure, darling,” or “Yes, dear.”
He means: “Absolutely nothing – It’s a conditioned response.”
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When a man says, “It would take too long to explain.”
He means: “I have no idea how it works.”
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When a man says, “Take a break, darling, you are working too hard.”
He means: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
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When a man says, “That’s interesting, dear.”
He means: “Are you still talking?”
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When a man says, “Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself. It’s no big deal.”
He means: “I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit I’m hurt.”
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When a man says, “I can’t find it.”
He means: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hand, so I’m completely clueless.”
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When a man says, “I heard you.”
He means: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said and I am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you’ll not spend the next three days yelling at me.”
awesome!!!!!!! i love it